I was at Sam's getting some things this morning when I noticed this guy walking through the store very loudly greeting people he passed with, "God bless you, and God bless your family...God bless you ma'am....and God bless you sir" and so on. He wasn't dressed particularly outlandish or anything, relative to Vegas standards, except that he had on some bright orange sneakers, a jacket with some rap group on it....I can't remember who but it had a big target symbol on it, like when you look through the scope of a gun....and a flat brimmed ball cap tilted sideways like the kids wear now. He did appear to be wearing some heavy necklaces that went under his jacket, but I only remember that after the fact. I got behind him in the checkout line and because he was so enthusiastically greeting everyone around him, I kept thinking, "who is this guy and why is he being so loud?"
Most people smiled really big back at him and one lady even came up and asked him if she could take his picture. I kept
thinking, "Is this somebody I'm supposed to know?" He had a cart piled so high with stuff that, as I followed him out of Sam's, he almost tipped it over in the parking lot. I started to reach out to help him, but he regained control and thanked me for even considering to help him and then asked God to bless me. Right then another lady passed by and said, "Flav where's your big clock?"Gabe, I think that was Flavor Flav
"Really? Shopping at Sam's?" I said. "Yeah right, and I've chatted with Alice Cooper." Oh, wait........
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That's hilarious!
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